A brief apology… of sorts
I thought I needed to apologize to all my, umm faithful readers. (I’m not sure if I actually have any faithful readers, but regardless…) Anyway the apology is to tell you I’m sorry that I’m not funny. I concede my limitations: I’m just not funny on paper (or on the e-paper either. OUCH that was terrible!)
I mean, if I were funny, I might try to use this blog to make you laugh in any manner of ways. For example, I could try to write some kind of funny made-up story:
“This morning, I walked out my front door and on the fence in the courtyard sat a frog. He told me his name was Pete, and he asked me, ’What is your favorite song?’ I told him that I love music, but before I could tell him the name of my favorite song, he exploded. Some of the green goo got on my shirt. It was pretty nasty. That’s too bad. I might have been cool to have a strange talking frog living outside my house. Rest in Peace Pete.”
But I’m just not funny, so I won’t even try. You’ll just have to deal with my serious ramblings about personal and technical things, that you may or may not find mildly interesting. If you are looking for humor, keep looking because you probably won’t find any here, unless it’s accidental. (or maybe if I quote somebody else funny. So I’m not funny, but at least I’m good looking… so I got that going for me - which is nice. (Please don’t tell me if you think I’m not, that would most definitely be not funny, but chances are you aren’t reading my blog if you think that because why would you read the blog of the ugliest person in the world? Especially if he’s not even funny!?)
Well, I tried and tried to think of some sort of funny ending for this not-so-funny post on my not-so-funny blog, but I just couldn’t. My brain started hurting and I think my head was about to implode. Anyway, I got nothing. So, this is the end. Sorry.
